The Europeans strike again!
According to a survey conducted by Infosecurity Europe, 45% of women gave out personal passwords to complete strangers in exchange for chocolate bars. Only 10% of men did the same. There was no indication as to whether women gave out real passwords.
So, why is it that chocolate makes women freely give out personal information to complete strangers, but it cannot convince them to . . . how shall I say this delicately . . . become more playful?
The answer to that question requires knowledge of tele-transport through a worm-hole in a twelve-dimensional parallel universe where anti-matter gravitational forces compete with gamma-ray radioactive electro-magnetic pulses in a super-conducting particle beam accelerator causing unstable ancillary cryogenic nuclei to collide.
Or, perhaps it’s because women get headaches – often, very often!
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May 7, 2008 at 12:29 pm |
Wow! Someone is bitter!
May 7, 2008 at 9:46 pm |
WHO?
May 19, 2008 at 9:11 pm |
Perhaps because you are mistakenly assuming the word “chocolate” to be synonymous with “Gamma Hydroxy Butyrate”?
Rookie.
May 19, 2008 at 9:44 pm |
@Blondie,
Well, OK, point well taken. There is always that useful substance as a last resort. I was merely trying to point out that chocolate is not useful for certain purposes.
May 19, 2008 at 10:20 pm |
I like that you refer to is as “useful substance” as opposed to as a “harmful, illegal substance.” Definitely my kind of man.