Here’s one for the WTF hall of fame!
29-year old Demetrius Soupolos of Stuttgart, Germany, is suing his neighbor for breach of contract. → source
The story goes something like this. Soupolos recently discovered he’s sterile. OK, no big deal. Lot’s of guys suffer from the same problem. But Soupolos had other plans. He had noticed that his neighbor, Frank Maus, looked remarkably like him. Further, Maus was clearly capable of procreation as he has 2 children. So a perfect plan was devised. Soupolos would hire his neighbor, Maus, for $2500 to impregnate his wife.
Wait, there’s more! Soupolos’ wife is a former beauty queen. Think about it. Maus was not only allowed to have sex with his neighbor’s wife who happens to be a beauty queen, but he was in fact encouraged and getting paid for it. Maus must have though he had hit the motherload.
So Maus set out to do his job – impregnating his neighbor’s wife. He tried for three evenings a week for the next six months – 72 times in all – unsuccessfully. When Maus’ wife objected, he explained “I don’t like this any more than you. I’m simply doing it for the money. Try and understand.” It turns out that she understood all too well. Read on.
Soon, Soupolos began to suspect foul play. He insisted on a medical exam which found that his neighbor, Maus, was also sterile. Wait, it gets better. It turns out that Maus’ children are not his. They are the product of an affair between his wife and another man.
This entire episode gives a new definition to the European Union.
In case you’re wondering, this lawsuit could be tried under ‘product liability’ according to Prof. Jonathan Turley.
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