The French Solve “Nagging Spouse” Problem

Got a nagging spouse? Want him/her to stop? If you live in France, you’re in luck.

It appears that spouses who resort to verbal or psychological abuse could be criminally prosecuted under a new French law. → source

Perfect!

Next time my wife nags me about putting the toilet seat down, I’ll remind her that she’s technically a criminal – in France.

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By the way, I have a suggestion for men whose wives nag them about putting the toilet seat down. Offer one of these two compromises:

  1. Both of you will have to put the lid down after use. This way, no one has an advantage.
  2. Suggest that law of averages dictates that each use of the toilet will be by a different person. Therefore, men will have to put the toilet seat down so that it’s ready for ladies. Women will have to put the toilet seat up so that it’s ready for guys.

Yes, that’s the kind of gift I bring into my marriage!

One Response to The French Solve “Nagging Spouse” Problem

  1. Susi Spice says:

    haha i like this one!

    you know maybe im a weird woman but i have never cared and i dont care if my bf leaves the toilet seat up… most of the time he just does it out of courtesy on his own. in all this time ive never once gotten annoyed by him leaving the seat up. its not a big effort to just put it down again. I leave it down and he has no problem putting it up.

    I think when you are in a relationship or marriage (fingers crossed i will be there soon! hehe) there are bigger fish to fry than worrying bout the bloody toilet seat or little things like that. Aslong as both are contributing in a proportional equal way i think ppl should chill and relax.as i usually say..chillax…

    As for the frenchies … BAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA LOL LOL they will ALL end up with criminal records and in jail… and no one will be there “where is everyone?”
    “zey arre all hin jail, becauze zey just couldant keep zer mouthz shut..” – i am presuming the German will just invade at that point.. hehe again.

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